Thursday, August 31, 2006

Things I Should Have Said Part One

This will probably make absolutely NO sense to you but that's fine. The point of this entry is to get these type of things off my chest in some way. I figured making it into a blog entry is healthier than saying these things outloud to myself...I'm sure my neighbors already think I'm crazy without my talking to myself...

1. To the bitch at that salon who waxed my bushy brows a few months ago: "I'm not a fucking circus freak. I realize my brows are thick, that's why I'm here. Let it go."

2. To the bitch at the nail salon: "Listen, it is healthier for my nails if I remove them with acetone than to keep getting them filled. I'm here giving you business so let it go."

3. To the bitch team lead who wouldn't recommend me for a promotion back in the day: "The reasons you are giving me as to why I'm not "leadership material" is whack and YOU know it. What is the REAL reason...c'mon...I won't tell anyone."

4. To the bitch who cut me off then flicked me off when I beeped my horn: "LISTEN BITCH, YOU CUT ME OFF. FLICK ME OFF AGAIN AND I'M RUNNING YOUR CAR OFF THE DAMNED ROAD!!"

5. To the bitch at the club that stared me up and down: "Got a problem? Wanna handle it?"

6. To the asshole who wouldn't leave me alone: "You know I'm taken. No I don't go out on dates with men who are not my man. Why are you always asking me out?"

7. To mom and dad: "Yeah, I did that. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have lied about it."

8. To my deceased friend the last time I saw him alive: "I would love to go with you to the liquor store. By the way, how have you been? How do you like your new town? Tell me about it."

9. To my grandma and Momma momma (mom's mom) before they died: "I love you."

10. To everyone I have ever pissed off and didn't realize it, or just didn't csre: "I'm sorry."

11. To someone close to me: "If you need to go I will understand. If you need your space I will understand. I don't want to hold you back. I love you."

12. To YOU: "Thanks for reading this and thanks for being my friend. *muah*"

posted at 11:58 AM

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006

No More Crabs For This Bitch!


It appears I have obtained a new allergy! I seem to be allergic to crab meat. Let me explain:

A couple of weeks ago, husband bought us two dozen crabs which he cleaned and prepared for us...yummmmmmm. I am a huge shell fish fan so I was in heaven smelling those things cooking.

I sit down to my feast and all is well.

The next morning I wake up and my lips are very puffy and very chapped. I figured it was because I ate very seasoned crab in 90 degree heat so I was filled with more salt than water which caused my lips to react that way. That was my theory.

For lunch I had more crabs...

Next morning, lips were worse. This time I had a small cold-sore looking bump on the edge of my lips and my lips were itching like mad.

This went on the whole week as I slowly ate through the crabs.

Then after crabs were finished, lips started healing up great. Sore went away, puffyness went down, itchiness stopped. Lips went back to normal, yay!!

I haven't touched crab since that time...then the other day I eat some seafood pasta salad that had lots of real crab meat....

Next morning, lips got puffy, itchy, and had a sore.

That's when I realized...I must be allergic to crab meat!!

Let's just hope I'm not allergic to ALL shell fish..OMG.

posted at 11:09 AM

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Tuesday, August 08, 2006

I See You Through ONE Eye....Yep...I'm Cool

I had a dream this morning that I was in the bathroom trying to put my left contact lense in my eye....I kept having major difficulty and I finally realized it was because that contact was the size of my hand!!! That didn't stop me from trying though. So what seemed like a long time in dream-world, I kept trying to fit a VERY impossibly, large, contact lense in my eye with no success....imagine that!

I finally woke up and thought I would open my contact lense case in real life and see something wrong with my left lense.

After inspecting that lense I determined that dreams do NOT translate into real life no matter WHAT those crazy "premonition" people say. *snicker*

I put my lenses in and go about my day.

Around 2:30pm my left eye feels like there is a hair in it...I rub it...still hurts...I rub more...still hurts. So I put in eye drops...it works for a min then goes back to feeling like a hair in my eye.

After rubbing for another few minutes I decided to get off my lazy ass and go to the bathroom to inspect my eye without the lense in it.

I take my contact out of my left eye and immediately see a huge tear in it. The tear is what's causing my uncomfort.

"Holy shit!" I say outloud. I am out of contact lenses and am overdue for my yearly eye exam....this can only mean two things.

1. That fucking dream was right...something bad DID happen to my left contact lense.

2. This is all my fault for putting off making my eye appt all these weeks.

So now I am working with only one good eye...my right contact lense is ok for now, thank God.

Time to make an emergency appt to my friendly Wal Mart Optomitrist for an eye exam and new contacts and maybe even glasses just in case this shit happens again, which knowing me, is bound to happen again.

Now I'm getting a fucking headache thanks to only being able to see out of one eye. This fucking sucks ass people....SUCKS ASS......

posted at 11:46 AM

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Sunday, August 06, 2006

Light At The End Of My Tunnel

Things are looking up! After all the dark there is finally light at the end of this tunnel.

Work is getting better so far. Was just offered a position that I think I'll enjoy. With the holiday season on it's way for retailers (usually starts around Sept/Oct), there should be more available hours for me to work too.

And things with all of my friends are smooth for now as well. We're all one big happy family again! hehehe

The bad news is that due to lack of funds and scheduling issues our trip to Ohio was cancelled for now. But there is always next summer and better planning!

Either way, I'm feeling good and optimistic these days...yay me!!

posted at 8:18 PM

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Saturday, August 05, 2006

TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !!

First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us.

They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes.

Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paints.

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking .

As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.

Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat.

We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.

We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this.

We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but we weren't overweight because......

WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!!

We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.

No one was able to reach us all day. And we were O.K.

We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem .

We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X-boxes, no video games at all, no 99 channels on cable, no video tape movies, no surround sound, no cell phones, no personal computers, no Internet or Internet chat rooms..........WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!

We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents.

We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever.

We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays, made up games with sticks and tennis balls and although we were told it would happen, we did not put out very many eyes.

We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just yelled for them!

Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!!

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law!

This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever!

The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.

We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned HOW TO DEAL WITH IT ALL!

And YOU are one of them!


CONGRATULATIONS!

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